This brave new world of three-way blogging has just the right amount of sexual tension that it might just work. Working together, we three could be the Lennon-McCartney-Starr of blogging (I'll let you guess which one's Ringo), taking it from the witterings of the undertalented and turning it into an artform. We can change what it is to publish on the internet, painting word pictures that move the reader to change, real change!
But first...
Oh my god I can't believe Ziggy and Chanelle did that and Indiana Jones four has got Marion in it and The Simpsons Movie is only like a long episode and isn't as good as series seven and Lindsay Lohan is going to do time and they should make The Simarrilion with Pete Docherty and Kate Moss I never understood but Gordon Ramsay is best mates with David Beckham they should go on The Friday Night Project 'cos it's so funny and David Hasselhoff and the iPhone is gonna rock your world and the Arctic Monkeys are the best band ever no Klaxons are but I can't wait to see Transformers with this barely legal xxx honeys and Manchester United can win the Premiership so long as the rot doncha love Hollyoaks and Skins is amazing and Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...
That's better.
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Starkey says:
I think Jasper needs a drink...
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